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Everyone loves food, food is best friend.
If u didn’t like food you’d starve basically
Do you know what foodis? It's hot stuff that you put in your mouth. It smells good , you swallow it and you want more - Al bundy.
Serving a salad as the main course for dinner is not food.
Something girls love more than anything. If it came down to choosing a relationship over food, she would probably choose food. Guys have no chance when it comes to food.
Kim: I love food so much!
Brian: Do you love it as much as me?
Kim: *quickly talks about dogs*
The thing that keeps you alive.
“Bro the reason why we are alive today is because of food.
The analogous equivalent of the term "with child" for an overweight person.
Pregnant women aren't fat: they're "with child." I am "with food."
fat kid:yay food
mom:dont get to happy
(10seconds later)
fat kid:can i have a snack
mom:sure
gets a snack every 10 secends