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A person that looks great from a distance, but looks ugly close up.
Yesterday I came to a crosswalk and let a beautiful woman cross the street, it wasn't till he waved at me that I realized he was a three hundred footer.
A vehicle that looks fine from 10 feet away, but once you get closer you realize how beat up it actually is.
That car ? Yeah that’s a 10-footer. Don’t look at it too much, or the magic will fade away.
18-footer is when something is very long.
person 1: "Did you see his dick"
person 2: "ya it was like an 18-footer!"
When a female uses her feet to jerk a dude off and he cums all over her feet
Megan loved to give Ryan Sloppy Footers
You'd have to use a ladder to get to that pussy, that's a 9 footer.
Used in an office environment where HR can fire you for blatantly calling someone gay you can call them a “Raging Footer” ( HR can’t fire you if they don’t know what it means)
Often used to describe “Barlow’s / Denghis and Creedos”
A person who does not use cruise control on the highway. They accelerate and decelerate, passing and having to be passed repeatedly over the course of several miles.
I have to hit my brake again, because that free footer just merged in front of me for the fourteenth time.