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A Frodo shit is one that destroys the ring
After eating nothing but pork and lard, my ring was destroyed by a Frodo shit
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A name given to a short gay male who is overly obsessed with anal rings. Characteristic of Frodo Faggins is that they are in love with themselves and have abnormally large hanging scrotums. (Also known as Frodo Saggins)_
Bobby knew he was in trouble when he bent down and saw a Frodo Faggins glaring from behind.
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When someone shits or pisses into another persons shoe. The person then puts the shoe on and gets crap or urine squished between all of thier toes and on their foot.
"Hey Jim has nasty ass feet"
"No he just got Dirty Frodo'd last night at Tom's house"
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When a guy pours fruit juice onto his penis then freezes it and receives a blow job.
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Come home from work one day wearing nothing but a cloak and holding a empty sandbag. Proceed to walk up behind your girlfriend / partner and frantically place the bag over there head yelling “we’re going an adventure” drag them into the back of your car (a 4x 4 is recommended or Ute) drive them through the local hills or bumpy outback then remove the sandbag from the head, then place your butthole on there face and yell out “behold the ring of Mordor”. Works well with lord of the rings soundtrack. Can also substitute with the catch phrases “the beacons are lit” or “ Gondor calls for aids”
Hey babe I’d love to watch lord of the rings with you tonight, I’m feeling a {horny Frodo} moment.
I’d love that bill!
A friend who has a tendancy to 'do a disappearing act' at inopportune moments.
"Oh surprise, surprise, Terry has fucking donned 'Frodo's Ring' again just when it's his turn to get the next round in."
"Then, just as about 20 of them came around the corner with baseball bats Terry whipped out Frodo's Ring again - the fucking cunt".
When you're playing Spartans vs. Elites in Halo Reach,
and a Spartan jumps on Elite's back and assassinates him.
MAN, You just got Frodo Baggins'd!!
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