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Ford Motor Co. was originally owned and maintained by a member of the ford family, Henry Ford. The Ford family is a rather large family orginally from Ireland. Originally the name was spelled Forde, but as with many names, it was changed as immigrants adapted american culture. Aside From Henry Ford there have been many famous fords in America.
Henry Ford the movie Director(did a few John Wayne flicks)
Harrison Ford, played Han Solo Indiana Jones and many others
Gerald Ford, former president of the United States
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1.Fucker only runs downhill
2.Fix or repair daily
Dan:Man I got my new ford its soo awesome
Sam:DUDE WHY WOULD YOU GET A FORD YOU DUMBASS
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As an insult to the company, given that most of their trucks don't work, several Acronyms have been invented to spell out the name of the Vehicle company.
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Fucked-Over, Retard-Driven. FORDs suck, get over it. SS75 Nova is the only way to REALLY go.
"blablabnlabla FORDS SUCK DONT BUY EM"
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The lesser know son of the Horseman War.Forde was demoted to Demigod status because of his affair with the Greek Moon Goddess, Achelois.This scandal was only to be one of many,each of which became more deviant than the last.Forde’s actions became public,which infuriated and War,who could do nothing since he had dealt the harshest punishment allowed for such acts.Forde’s downfall came during one of his,now too frequent,excursion.Just before the climax, Forde performed a,now widely known,’DonkeyPunch’.Unfortunately ,Forde was too aggressive,having been used to more perverted acts,ended up killing his partner.Killing another God was strictly forbidden,Forde’s punishment was dealt out swiftly.Forde was stripped of his power and was cast down to earth for 1000 years.During is first year he was captured by the Maya who sacrificed him to please their Gods.Upon Forde’s death,his spirit was inadvertently released and free to roam the word. Forde wandered the earth,saturating the land with his presence.He found a place amongst the Roman’s as a fertility God but later fell into a cult status of a Deity of Perversion,much favoured by the Emperor Nero.Forde was chased out of Italy by Diana,the Roman Goddess of the Hunt.His later actions are unaccounted for,but it is believed that he escaped into Germany and then the UK. Forde is synonymous with; Perversion,deviant,sex obsession
see that guy there?
ya?
he's a Forde
how do you know?
he was on the news.they caught him flogging a dead horse
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1: "Man, my car broke down today, they said it was supposed to last me at least 1000 miles"
2: "Is it a Ford?"
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These cars really fuckin suck!!!
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