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A large racing event which occurs when the night crew supervisor at Home Depot is not there, and the manager who substitutes for him just sits in the office and doesn't supervise anything...
Boss just broke his hip. He's going to be out for a week for surgery. I guess we're having the forklift olympics early this year!
When you drive a forklift up an Russian ass
Dude last night I Russian forklifted on a chick.
When a woman penetrates someone deep and lets them hang off her dick
Forklifting
This crazy hot woman gave me the forklift last night, I'm still not sitting right
A sex position where a guy inserts their penis into the girl while in doggystyle, but then places his hands under her and gropes her boobs. He then slowly starts to stand up, carrying the girl like a forklift.
"Why did I hear you making machine noises upstairs last night?"
"Oh, me and my girlfriend decided to try the forklift position"
dannys girlfriend... a literal forklift
hey guys i got married to forklift
When you put a fist in the vagina and the anus at the same time and raise her up.
Hey I forklifted Becky last night and she squealed like a pig!
Apple polisher in chinglish, Since forklift is a very powerful machine that can lift anything.
In Teow Chew or Hokkien, apple polisher used to be "Hu LP".
Thus in chinglish, the forklift i powerful enough to "Hu your boss LP"
See, John is forklift his boss again, guess he will get a great increment for this year too