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to assume responsibility in another person's absence
Would you hold the fort for me while I go see what happened next door?
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A place of endless turmoil where the only treasure you will find is in a local tundra wookies meat wallet. On the greatest of occasions you will be able to partake in a platoon push on one of the aforementioned tundra wookies in the asbestos filled barracks. Occasionally you will run into a moose while in the field and do nothing but drink your sorrows away during the never ending winter
I took it personally when the army sent me to Fort Wainwright
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American Siberia. The coldest place on fucking earth, known for its loose and large women, its multiple deployed brigades, and its shitty slogans (the Army's best kept secret). Also known for the best place to remand someone you dislike.
Dude! Did you hear?? Specialist A just got Fort Drum'd!
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Fort McMurray, colloquially referred to as Fort Mac, is a city in the northeastern part of Canada's western province of Alberta. A Big oil town full of young and old men and women looking for big money and hard work. Has some of the largest deposits of oil in the world. Average age of population is 36. Very harsh climate. Seen on 60 minutes.
We are going up to Fort McMurray to work in the oil sands and make big money driving Haul Truck etc..
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Second largest city in Arkansas and sister city to Cisterna, Italy.
*Ranked by Forbes to have the lowest cost of living in the country and 6th in income growth
*Home of the Fort Smith National Historic site, known for the "Hangin' Judge" Isaac C. Parker
*Chosen to be home for the new US Marshal Service national museum
*Adjacent to Fort Chaffee, which replaced the original fort, noted as twice being used to house refugees and as a stop on Elvis Presley's route to basic training.
*Home of the 188th Fighter Wing of the Air National Guard
We're driving down to Fort Smith to go to the mall tomorrow.
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The most redneck school you will ever find. Not many schools can be proud of "bring your tractor to school day." 99% of students are rednecks, homophobic, and racist. Only school where almost everyone wears boots and shorts *ew*and an English teacher whom everyone suspects is the devil.
Redneck
Attractive Person: "You seem really nice, we should go out sometime... btw what school do you go to?"
Me: "Fort cherry."
*The attractive one walks away*
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A overwhelmingly conservative Kentucky city with a population of about 17000 that is three miles south of Cincinnati.About half of the town's population consists of blonde rich mothers who drive SUVS and Range Rovers, yet still complain about gas. The town is almost completely white and crazy pro life republican, though a few minorities and liberals can be spotted on the notorious South Side of Town. The teenagers of the town go to high school at either Highlands or Newport Catholic and for the most part think that they are thugs even though their mothers drive them everywhere. The Cops will pull you over and search you if you go one mile over the speed limit or look like you are from the god forsaken towns of Dayton or Newport. Fort Thomas is safe, but snooty.
"Dude, the lady in the Suburban with the Bush '04 sticker won't stop staring at me, she must've never seen a black person, typical Fort Thomas."
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