Organ Freeman

A term for a bowel movement

Garrett: "Wow that burrito really fucked up my stomach"

Guy: "You're gonna shit yourself for sure?"

Garrett: "Yeah, i think i have a huge Organ Freeman about to go Through The Wormhole"

Morgan Freeman

Morgan Freeman is God, and shoots lasers from his finger tips. He and his son Denzel Washington (AKA Jesus Christ) wonder Hollywood destroying hobos and drug dealers, and make good movies.

Morgan Freeman is God

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Josh Freeman

When someone throws an ugly, inaccurate pass that sails way over your head. We call that the Josh Freeman throw.

(Greg Jennings) "Damn, dude just threw me a Josh Freeman."

(Jerome Simpson) "Yeah dude, Dan Conner almost leveled you!"

(Christian Ponder) *ON THE SIDELINE* "Urgh!"

Catcher Freeman

An African American that freed slaves.

Person1: "Who's that?!"
Person2: That's Catcher Freeman bitch, he's like the black batman."

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Morgan Freeman

Black Jesus

I wish I could be more like Morgan Freeman.

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Morgan Freeman

God.

Oh thank Morgan Freeman!

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Sebastian freeman

A fag that does not know what to do with ricks cock

Sebastian freeman is autistic