a fun nickname for your loving wife
-you're my one and only fuck nut <3
-i love you so much, brian
Fuck-nut; the rated R version of "loose cannon" is an insult implying that the recieving end is incapable of basic human thought, therefore indicating a need to be insulted. This is where "fuck-nut" comes in. Walk up to this "individual" and as if a magician saying abbracadabra, say it straight to their dumb fucking face.
"Excuse me kind sir."
"Yes my friend?"
"You are a bonafide fuck-nut!"
A person who does stupid things in an effort to get clout but rather gets hate. Fuck-nut could also be a term for someone you don't like.
Example 1
Man 1:did you hear ed, he jumped off a bridge to impress a girl
Man 2: I did. Ed is such a fuck-nut
Example 2:
KID: HEY HEY HEY
GIRL: SHUT UP I HATE YOU, YOU FUCK-NUT!
Someone that is doing something stupid or not supposed to be doing
When you beat the fuck out yo dick, but then the moment you cum you realize you just watched or thought of the worst shit ever and you probably goin to hell now!
Yea my day ain't been goin well, woke up this morning and had a oh fuck nut! Thought of that chubby skank Jessica but then I realized she's a filthy cunt and I shouldn't have touched myself to her
When you are about to cum but a family member knocks on your door and fucks up the whole thing
My mom just gave me a fucked nut