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FUMS (v.) - to Fuck Up Mad Shit, as in partake in epic adventures, heroic treks, and the like. Usually takes place at the deli, the library, the bowling alley, or the woods. May involve a lifetime movie or two along with an impromptu drinking game. May also involve "starting shit."
"What do you wanna do tonight?"
"FUMS, duh"
As in when you take off your shoes from a long day and your feet cum super hard and get all fumy.
The part of your body between your fanny and your bum.
I ran my tongue along her fum.
Fuck U Money
(FUM) having such a secure financial position in life that you are able to say fuck you to anybody on the planet without fear of repercussions. Ultimate financial freedom.
"I'm trying earn enough FUM to quite my shitty job" "Elon Musk has FUM, he doesn't care who Bernie Sanders is or says."
"cryptocurrency is FUM"
When you fart on a soft cloth seat and the cushion takes on the smell.
Fum can last for days releasing itself slowly as the gas expells overtime - or - Fum can release in a quick poof upon a heavy seating.
Damn. Did you just fum the couch?
Brynn laid a nasty fum in my mattress last week. It still gives off a whiff whenever I hop into bed.
when you got “Fuck U Money” and buy shit you don’t need or lose money and don’t care if you make it back
“The G4 was repossessed hahahahahahahaha don’t they know I got FUM???
The feeling when you coincidentally notice some human semen resting on a surface and you feel a sense of familiarity, like you have seen this before, like it is somehow familiar; a long lost brother maybe, the remnants of a past jorking.
"I was walking to work today and I was waiting to cross the street when I looked down and saw some fum on the cross button. I couldn't tell why I felt like it was fum, but I knew in that moment that we were somehow connected"