nucking futs

What you say when children are around to call someone crazy. And not just a little crazy... I mean like, "key your ex-boyfriend's car" kind of crazy.

Did you see what she posted on Facebook? She's nucking futs!

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nucking futs

Alternate spelling of "nucking futz". Defined as a humorous way of saying "fucking nuts".

Dude #1: Yo man, yo ma is nucking futs.
Dude #2: True dat.

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Nucking Futs

A word used to disguse swearing when at an event where u will be scorned if you do. An acronym for Fucking Nuts

This is Nucking Futs

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Fut Senf

Fut coming from the austrian slang word for 'cunt' and 'Senf' meaning mustard describes the end-product of letting vaginal fluid stay air-tight in a fridge over night until it aquires a mustard-like consistency. It is then consumed often spread on either bread or buns.

My girlfriend and I made some Fut Senf yesterday. It made for an amazing breakfast after this tiresome night.

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nuckin futs

Someone that is very dingy and oblivious to their surroundings.

Is everyone here Nuckin Futs or is it just me?!?!?

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Fut The Wuck

A replacement word for the phrase "what the F word". (Ya know fudge!)

wI don't know fut the wuck is going on!

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Fut the shuck up

Another (more awesome) way of saying "shut the fuck up".

Person 1: Hey man, your mum's a dog.
Person 2: Fut the shuck up asshole.

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