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When you can look at someone and know that one day in the future they will be obese.
Guy 1: I don't know bro, she's pretty hot.
Guy 2: Nah man, look at her face, she's totally going to be future fat.
Noun: Meaning food. Anything edible. It all becomes one thing, future poop.
man: "What do you want for future poop?"
Woman: "Let's get burritos."
A dairy of a girl named Yuno Gasai. If you fuck with Yukon Amano you have a 99.99 percent chance to be killed in some brutal fashion.
Future Diary- tells the future
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Billy Corgan's new solo album's name...Billy Corgan was a former member of both The Smashing Pumpkins and Zwan
"I saw Billy Corgan at the Fillmore in San Fransisco...it was wonderful!"
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To worry/freakout about the future instead of enjoying the present.
*Wind Blows*
Max: Feel that? It's gonna be really cold later!
Jack: Dude, stop future tripping and enjoy the breeze!
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When you masterbate so fast u reach 88 miles per hour and go back in time
Dude last night fap to the future. I came on my great granddad
When you’re drunk with your friends and enthusiastically make plans for some time in the future that you’ll never follow through with.
Drunk Bob: “Hell yea! I’m all down for the club next weekend! I need to get my groove on!”
Sober Bob next weekend: “Nah, man. I’m staying in tonight. I was just future faking”
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