knife gaze

Staring daggers at someone because you are angry with them.

"Claudia was really pissed because her boyfriend was flirting with some girl at the other side of the room, so she hit him with her knife gaze."

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navel gazing

A pejorative term used to describe someone who is preoccupied with self-reflection and the understanding of oneself; preoccupation with attempts at understanding the psychological and/or existential meaning of the self.

She was too busy navel gazing to be fully involved in the world around her.

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shoe gazing

A dance created by indie kids in the 80's. They danced to the Smiths, The Cure, Mary Chain etc, looked downright miserable and stared at their shoes at lot!

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Male Gaze

"A way of looking at the world through a masculine lens that views women as sexual objects." A word created by feminists which think any man that stares at them wants to rape them or sexually assault them and think that women have never looked at a guy and thought "I would like to fuck him." ever in history. Even though women use men as only sexual objects just as much.

Feminist: You have such a male gaze you filthy pig.
Man: I've been standing in line waiting to order what are you talking about?
Feminist: Are you really mansplaining me right now?
Man: What the fuck is wrong with you?

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Gazing Ball

A tragic yard decoration that has only one use. A way to identify which neighbors are Swingers.

A really hideous mirrored reflection ball placed on a stand in ones front yard.

Desperate, Francine placed a Gazing Ball in her front yard to let the neighborhood know, it is on!

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meat gazing

The act of looking at a mans package. Staring at a mans penis.

I was taking a piss in the bathroom and caught a guy meat gazing. Stop meat gazing you fn homo.

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anal gazing

A term used to describe the actions of a person who has just removed their head from their ass, but is taking their time figuring out how to proceed.

Related term: head up your ass

I'm really glad Annie has finally figured out that her boyfriend is a jerk, but I wish she'd stop anal gazing and dump him already.

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