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Psycho Gardener

An angry Gardener that may snap into a rage of anger if you cross into their yard, garden, or property.

Wow, that guy over there watering his plants need to get laid, he looks like a Psycho Gardener

Look kids, the Psycho Gardener is planting some watermelons in his yard!

Don't walk on that guy's grass, he gets real pissed off, almost like a Psycho Gardener or something.

by John Planter June 3, 2011


Garden Fart

/'gษ‘r dn fษ‘rt/ A traditional small fart, not to big not to small. Not unlike Goldie Locks porridge in farts. The capitalization comes from the Greek Gardinius Farticus who was well known for unleashing the mildly unsettling Garden Fart upon his garden to help growth. Not to be confused with anal queef. see- anal queef

ex. "I find Garden Farts to be rather pleasant, at least in the way they vibrate your buttocks."

by Imapenus August 28, 2010

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garden galloper

A person with a horticultural background who likes to garden with young men.

That Bob Audet is one helluva garden galloper!

by Chuck Butler April 24, 2007

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Gardening Olympics

The sporting events gardeners participate in at the first sight of sunrise, tormenting local residents with their obnoxious, gas powered tools. These sporting events usually take place in apartment complexes, a couple days a week, beginning early in the morning and last the majority of the day.

The Gardening Olympics started at 6am this morning and went on well into the afternoon. Needless to say, I was unable to sleep in and now have a headache. I think today's events were rock mowing, sidewalk raking, and the power decibel endurance leaf blow. FML.

by MosswoodWay September 16, 2011

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Ass gardener

A person that wants to have sex with your butthole.

Hello, I am an ass gardener

by UISjackolope (Sphen) January 30, 2003

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Gardening sucks

Gardening sucks is the phrase RonanSoccer exclaims when he spills his milk after having sexual intercourse with his lawn mower.

guy 1: "hey man did you hear gardening sucks last night?"
guy 2: "yeah man i was fucking my mower again"

by Mowing masters November 1, 2017


titty garden

A strip club serving lots of titties along with chicken tikka masala

Singh: Bro let's go to the titty garden
Near: Bro do they have chicken tikka masala??
Singh: Of course bro!! Lots of them bro tikka tikka tikka

by KGB09 May 17, 2012