Literally the Greatest Human alive. Get's infinite pussy, is a 10/10 guy, has a massive cock, and is very rich.
One guy- Damn that guy has women all over him
Cool guy- Damn his name must be Gardner
The best listener, sweetest human being. And all around The best person to have in your life!!
How's was your day with Gardner?
Oh it was so amazing! I miss him already
The most amazing girlfriend ever. She is the most amazing and perfect girl you will ever meet in your entire life. She is funny and very outgoing. Once you meet her you wont want to leave her. She will kiss you and grab your hand when you least expect it. Everything about her is perfect, her face, eyes, body, smile, laugh, personality, EVERYTHING. Once you meet her you wont forget her. She is loving and caring but she will treat you the same way you treat her. She has alot of friends and all of them love her, but not as much as her boyfriend does. Her boyfriend is the luckiest guy in the world cause he gets to call emilee his and gets to hold her in his arms. She is truly the most amazing girl anybody would ever meet. <3
guy: dude look its emilee gardner
guy's friend: omg bro whoever's dating her is so lucky
guy: IKR!!!!!!
3x better than any lauren ever if it had gardner after it. Funny and cute girl that get all the boys attention especially if their name starts with a J
Wow Lauren Gardner is so pretty
Does Lauren gardner even try to look that good
Excrement with a texture approximately of Type 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale: Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool.
I ate three Big Macs in a row, and within 45 minutes I had an explosive case of L Ron Gardner
Zander is known as a basketball bench warmer. He always knows how to make every one horny some how and he was built with 14 extra chromosomes but he still has a brilliant bed wetting skills
Zander Gardner is a basketball fanatic!