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A Garret is a unit of Measure. Often considered quite heavy.
Garret is a finishing move. Forget everything you ever knew about the female orgasm. The Garret is the ultimate move for pleasure.
Garret is also a subcategory of butt chugging where the user does a handstand on a single hand while consuming the beverage through their anal orifices.
Guy 1: I deadlifted .5 Garret Today!
Guy 2: Woah! That's a lot. I only deadlift .35 Garret.
Girl 1: I was left cross eyed for 2 days after my boyfriend did the Garret to me last week.
Guy 1: Bro I Garreted for a whole 20 seconds this weekend, I can still barely walk.
Guy 2: Those are rookie numbers! Talk to me when you are passed a minute.
Garret has amazing hair, which never needs to be styled since his pillow gives him a new one everyday. He tends to enjoy leaving school just so he can walk around his yard to examine the lovely, delicious, green grass. Don't leave your pencil pouches around him, they'll just keep falling for him. Why? Because he's just soooo tall ;).
Girl: Hey, billy!
Pencil Pouch: (falls off of table and lands by garrets feet)
Girl: I'm sorry Garret, Billy's just falling for your TALLNEEES.
Someone who gets lots of mirror pics for some weird reason. Also has the hottest mom that all the boys wanna bang.
Damn garrets mom is double cheeked up right now. Mmm mmm mmm.
He’s really rude to people COUGH COUGH LUKAS and he tends to call people short since he’s taller than everyone
a guy that i always facetime and he makes weird noises in the microphone and sounds like shakira.
Person 1- Hey who is that guy that sounds like shakira?
Person 2- Oh that’s Garrett
The quarterback with his first professional start against the undefeated Steelers and is 7-0
Garret Gilbert is torching the cowboys.
Don’t fuck with Garret McDermott he’s nuts at hunting and shot a bigger elk than you 1v1 him