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Garrison is a type of guy you just want to punch in the face. Usually faggy blonde hair. Sometimes a fake nigga. Fuckboy that thinks he pulls bait, but the only thing he pulls is with his right hand in the shower. But most of all just an asshole
Dude see that guy over ther messing with the special kids? Oh well total garrison
A guy who often takes the normal level of edginess, and purposely pushes it back to an even further level in order to be funny. He often tries to make his appearance very intimidating and aggressive, but everyone knows that they are still better than him, which leads to him get roasted often and being the butt of a lot of jokes. Also, he tries to pull a lot of girls, using his dick as a method to try and finesse, except this always leads to rejection, and him moving on to the next girl, continuing the cycle.
Friend: Bro, Halloween was lit last night!
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed
Also "Mr. Garrison" or just "Garrison" a trans or non-binary person who "sucks up" to cisgender people and/or has some form of internalized prejudiced.
Named after the South Park character.
"Yes, cisphobia is real". Said the Ms. Garrison. "Now sit down Cartman , we have a lot to learn today."
Exercising with Shake Weight and Squat Magic at the same time.
Bebe had a Garrison Workout with Mimsy and Nathan this afternoon.
From indie thriller to nuclear thriller, Macon's Lloyd Garrison is at the heart of the atomic decision, wild right?
Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: Who's that in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: It's Macon Blair As Lloyd Garrison, atomic stakes indie vibes
When someone has sex in a fountain filled with ones mythical body fluids in the middle of a shopping mall.
I was trying to shop yesterday, of course someone was doing a Dirty Garrison
you might jus look at him as a freind but as time goes on you’ll really start catching these feelings you can’t get rid of. the kind that don’t leave your mind. you’ll start seeing how amazing he is. how sweet he is and how he never fails to make you laugh and smile. brody will always consider your opinions and your feelings in situations. he’s got that akward funny laugh with that pretty smile that doesn’t leave your head. he’ll pull you out of that low point you were struggling to get out of. he’ll make life seem all bright and happy again. he always makes sure you take of yourself. you’ll constantly question why you deserve someone amazing as him. life with him seems like one of those disney love songs.
brody garrison definitely has a couple of loose screws