who gave my son a plant

no but like who gave my son a plant. he fucked it

who gave my son a plant

They never should've gave you niggas money

A phrase uttered when a rich and/or famous black person does or says something so stupid that it can be viewed as an embarrassment to the entire race. Can range from a ridiculous comment to a stupid action, or anything that helps to further the stereotypes against blacks. Often puts even-keeled blacks in the tough spot of hating some of their own, while simultaneously keeping YT in his place. If these people were not rich and famous, they would be able to exist in obscurity as the idiots that they are, drawing very little attention to themselves except for when they inevitably end up on the local 10:00 news over some dumb shit.

Taken from the Rick James episode of Chapelle's Show. Rappers and pro athletes are the most common targets of this remark. Watch 106 and Park or any major celebrity event on BET, and you'll be saying this quite a bit.

*turns to 2009 BET Awards*

*Sees Soulja Boy*

Me: "They never should've gave you niggas money!"

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I gave my word to stop at third

1. Slogan of the teen abstinence movement;

2. Slogan of the teen abstinence movement that was funny the first 1,000,000 times it appeared on a tee shirt.

Man 1: Your tee shirt says "I gave my word to stop at third."

Man 2: Pretty funny, huh?

Man 1: Please kill me.

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a catfish gave me head

a good joke

A catfish gave me head

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I honestly gave up on life

Likes nobody on any emotional level not even friendship

I honestly gave up on life 😎

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shake what your momma gave ya

shake yo ass!

get up there girl and ahzke what yo momma gave ya

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your city gave me asma

pain. absolute pain.

(Album By Wilbur Soot go check it out it's great, it talks about insecurities how cool is that 👻)

Person 1 : Wow what's your favorite song or album?

Person 2 : 'Your City Gave Me Asma" By Wilbur Soot *cutely starts crying*

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