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Geek

Geeks are wannabe nerds. Geeks are people that are not nesessarily smart. Geeks are jealous of nerds and dress up in the stupidest way possible to seem smart, ruin nerds' reputation, and feed people's steriotype of nerds. The differences between nerds and geeks is that all nerds are smart, but not all geeks are smart and the smartest geek is no smarter than the average joe. Most nerds are stylish, funny, social, well mannered, or some or all of the above. Geeks are dopey. The first geeks were freaks at a freakshow biting heads off of chickens.

Geek 1:I got left back. Look at my suspenders. Don't I look smart?
Geek 2:I failed three classes and barely passed summer school because I cut class to become cool.
Geek 1:That's a new record.
Geek 2:I'm the cooliest! Suspended animation is the cancelation of a cartoon.
Nerd A: Actually, it's when your body cools down to the point where it shuts down for a while, being preserved.
Geeks 1 and 2:Your clothes are ugly!
Nerd A: Are you blind! These are brand clothes and sneakers.
Nerd B and C (which are both popular): 'Sup Nerd A.
Nerd A: 'Sup Nerd B and C.

by HawaiianPunch1 November 16, 2009

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geeked

To be incredibly excited, eager, and/or anxious.

Dude, I was so geeked about the MSI concert, I almost creamed all over myself.

by starfuxxer January 8, 2004

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Geek

Geeks have the intelligence and proficiency of Nerds but branch it out in any feild related to an area of interest. For example; if said Geek enjoys computers they will also enjoy anything related to the computer field including things that, if they were done by a guy that spends 6 hours a day working out, would be "cool". Geeks also make excellent Hackers because of their social abilities. Geeks have the advantage of being very capable socially, but usually only among other Geeks are they truely themselves.

Geeks are/n't very cool.

by Davin September 12, 2004

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Geeks

people who prioritises productive, creative, individual hobbies and interests over image and social life. Note: There are some people you might think of as geeks who give us all a bad name and ARE NOT! geeks rock. chav-geeks as I call them definately don't.

after a few hours doing what they enjoy a non-geek might be liying in a pile of their own vomit while a geek has just invented a program that will make him a millionaire!

by Progratron August 15, 2005

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Geek

A person who knows almost everything about subjects that interest them (such as video games, anime, movies, etc.), but are socially indistinguishable from everyone else.

Commonly confused with dork and nerd, but is very different.

"I just found out my boyfriend can name all the different Pokemon and what their moves are! He's such a geek!"

"You've memorized the entire geneology of the Greek panthenon?! You're a major geek!"

by Akage June 17, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Geek

A person who is considered strange weird or is passionate about one thing or another. Not to be mixed with Nerd. Although they are normally smart they are not freaky smart and look like normal people. It is even possible to be a "Geek" without even knowing it.
Being able to name programs by their actual name is considered "geeky". Liking Anime is considered "geeky"

Geeks are cool though they have a life and often people don't realize that they are in fact talking to a geek. Liking anything to do with outer space tends to let one fall into this category such as Red Dwarf, Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy,Star Trek is the biggest one that "geeks" are linked with.
Even reading a large amount of books makes you a geek.
Geeks also tend to be good looking and the one who everyone wants as their friend as they quite often know the answer to a problem (even if it's just basic) or they know how to find it. "Geek" girls are normally seen in a better light than male "geek" are though there is no real reason for this.

I am a Geek because I know the Red Dwarf episodes by their actual name and I am "weird".

by Dolphin-Dreamer August 24, 2008

26๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


geek

source of scoring premium HD porn

porn reformation: going cold turkey, chastity

I need some porn. geek will hook me up

so much porn so inured. geek will extricate me

by brazenlee February 2, 2012

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