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When your bro is in a relationship/dating a girl who has a child from a previous husband/bf/and or one night stand.
John: "That girl Joe's been seeing is a total stage 5 clinger!"
Bill: "I'm pretty sure that chick has a kid"
John: "Joe's totally on Gerber Status right now!"
Gerber Status Gurber Gerber Baby
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All the homies know the Gerber Life Baby has said a slur
When engaging in sexual intercourse and about to ejaculate, pull out a knife along with your penis, stab her in the stomach. Replant your penis inside the wound and proceed with ejaculation.
"Yo, I wasn't trying to get that girl pregnant so I pulled a gerber ab stab on that bitch ya know."
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Sierra is the sweetest most caring girl you ever met and makes the best girlfriend. She is hella gorgeous even though she thinks shes ugly. She has the kind of personality that makes you think "i wish i was like that". she's always super playful and fun to be around. All the guys want her but she only has an eye for one man. She is super adorable and she snores when she sleeps which is super cute! She exceeds all that you could ask for.
Sierra (gerber baby)
Hey sierra how are you today?
Sierra: im good thanks for asking!
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A limp dick cuck who nuts out a kid just so he can say hes a dad.
Dave is a Gerber Virgin because has no idea how to raise a kid and doesnt even want a kid but was told its what most people do so he knocked his girl up.
The act of cumming on your girls face and then scooping the Cum off with a spoon and feeding it to her. "Jeff gave her a gerber graduates."
Jeff gave her a gerber graduates and she loved it.