I've fallen, and I can't get up!

Popular catch phrase in the 1980's which was the result of a popular TV commercial for a medical emergency service that targeted the elderly.

The commercial featured a blue haired, pre-historic woman, dishoveled and lying at the foot of the stairs. She presses her emergency call button that is located on a necklace around her wrinkly old head and shouts:

"I've fallen and I can't get up!"

huband: "Bitch, where's my sandwich?"
wife: "I've fallen, and I can't get up!"
husband: "You didn't answer my goddamn question!"
wife: "I think I broke my hip."
husband: "I'll break your other freakin' hip if I don't get my sandwich now!"

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let me get up in them guts

A pickup line that doesn't work on everyone (including some british chicks).

Hey let me get up in them guts!

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getting fucked up

To get twisted, puzzled, blazed. To drink, to smoke, to pop pills and just get shit goin.

Tonight, we're getting fucked up.

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Get it up ye

Primarily Glaswegian in origin,a statement of triumph or amusement at the misfortune of another.

Old Firm fans."We're out of Europe before Xmas AGAIN".Scottish football fans."Ha Ha,get it up ye."

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Getting Draked Up

The process of uplifting the spirits and improving your mood while listening to the lyrics and beats of Drake's (Aubrey Graham) music.
Similar to a feeling of being high.

Mel: Hey, I just bought "Thank Me Later," wanna get Draked up tonight?

Leah: Hell yeah.

Steve: What's going on tonight?

Leah: We're getting Draked up, son.

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Get domed up

To receive oral sex....

I'm horny I need to get domed up

get laid up

The term "get laid up" basically just means chilling, cuddling, and vibing wit your significant other.

Him: "You tryna get laid up later?"
Her: "I'm down."

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