A person who sucks copious amounts of dick.
Your mom is a glob gobbler or you know she a glob gobbler on god.
It's when you pull your dick out of a bitch's ass and you got a snag of shit on your dick and then you Wacker right in the center of the forehead and the mark it leaves is what's called a fudge glob.
"Look at that awesome tattoo Jess has on her on her forehead! " "No, that's not a tattoo she got fudge globbed"!
A soggy turd that comes out in separate drops, sounding like a large water droplet.
Jeez man, my glob drop caused a tsunami in the toilet.
When your constipated so you stick your whole hand up your ass and feel around for chunks to open up some poop & fart flow.
I was so drunk at that party the other day. The whole party of 60 people all joined me in a big finger-globbing sesh in the woods
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Ma’m you look like a jumbled glob to me! 😭
Fugly chicks who use too much mascara.
Did you see Theresa, the glob monster! Her freakish eyes look like retarded spiders.
Glob is a wholesome person who is caring his friends and does his fucking job perfectly and if Glob sees u insult one of his friends he will beat u up until u wont have a stomach bc if u mess with glo he is a fucking beast and a king bro
Don't bully me or Glob will destroy you.