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a.) The term the United States’ “Idiot in Chief” uses for global climate change.
b.) Incorrect spelling for “global warming” used only by dumbasses who don’t believe in science.
c.) “a change in global or regional climate patterns... attributed largely to the increased levels of atmospheric carbon dioxide produced by the use of fossil fuels.”
Trump: Record low temperatures prove Global Waming is fake news!
Smart People: There’s a difference between weather and global climate change...
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A fun game meant to simulate the end of the world. Was frequently played during the Cold War, but has lost popularity since nobody wins.
Dude 1: I'm bored.
Lady 1: Let's play Global Thermonuclear War!
Dude 1: Nah, let's play Tic-Tac-Toe
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Destruction of all living things in order to end suffering. See negative utilitarianism.
People will realise life is futile and eventually global suicide will be agreed upon.
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When you say global warming somebody says "But its cold in the winter"
Look up the average temperature in the winter, fucking jackass
What do you mean global warming? Its cold in the winter!
Not as cold as last year, damned retard. What kind of faggot doesn't even look it up?
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When someone is being a butt and you punch them in the face because they are being stupid and wrong.
Kim Jong-il got his share of global justice!
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Someone who is more focused on traveling the world rather than settling down in one location.
She lived in Boston for a while, and then California, but she also spent a bunch of time in Ireland, the Dominican Republic, and all around Europe really. Man, she's such a global hobo!
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In the looming face of global warming, not everyone is afraid. Some folks, namely those living in colder regions of the globe, welcome this global warming with open arms. This has lead to global comfortabling being the preferred euphemism in those regions.
I never thought that March could be so nice. Thanks global comfortabling.
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