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Gollum arsed means when you are absolutely fucked from drinking and smoking weed
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(n); Long straggly hairs hanging down the forehead of a fat girl, sprouting from her hairline. In layman's terms, the fat girl's "point of no return" in caring about her appearance. Most likely to be accompanied by a ponytail, t-shirt, and Burkenstocks.
"I heard she had let her self go since high school, but I never expected her to have Gollum Bangs!"
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Did you see Theresa May curtsy to Prince William? It was a right gollum slut drop, she went clunge first into the royal deck.
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The shittiest new game. Play as Gollum and do whatever. The idea ain't even original as you could play as Gollum in LEGO Dimensions, and he actually did something meaningful in that game.
I hate lord of the rings gollum
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to ejaculate a load in the anus of the middle earth creature Gollum while wearing the ring of power as a cock ring.
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sounds like frank skinner,looks like gollum,
likes,staffies,porn,fags,phones,baths,doors, likes riding in a straight line but is crap on bends.Also has a phobia of GSX 1400'S.
"brb fag"
"brb door"
"hold still you bast dog"
"fook me a gixxer"
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(n); when a female has a few strands of long thin hairs coming straight down on her forehead, usually ending right above the eyes- thus resembling the LOTR character, Gollum's, bangs. Usually accompanied by a pony tail.
That fat girl at the bar with the pony tail has some gollum bangs!