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When your condom gets stuck in your girl/guy's brown hole. After your done analing, you give it that extra push and quick pull out. You're partner will be fishing in their glory hole for hours. Like a mexican looking for a peso in a mud puddle.
She was surprised he pulled the Sloppy Gomez on her. But she wasn't upset, for she had nothing planned the rest of the day.
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The most gentle and talented person in this dawn world, i cannot even understand why people hate her so much, she's such a great singer, act like no oher, treat her fans so well, she's so kind, and not a even a bit toxic, she's the yellow person for a lotta people, and there's still people who hate for NO REASON. She is the most beautiful person a ever meet in my entire life, and if you don't like her... GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME.
Girl: Selena Gomez is soooooo talented!
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Cutest bitch in this century!
“Damn who’s that pretty girl”
“Oh you know...Selena Gomez....the cutest bitch in this century”
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The name Jasmine Gomez means, a Mexican girl who is beautiful and is a person who is not afraid to express herself.
"that girl looks beautiful!"
yes she is that must be jasmine Gomez!
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an absolute iconic queen who is coming to snatch your wigs with SG2. She is an amazing, talented, and charitable person who deserves all the happiness in the world.
"selena gomez inspires me to kill people with kindness"
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shortasoures
needs to grow in many places.
is a smarty pants
usually has brown or brownish eyes
is fun to be with
makes everything a joke
has tons of friends and 1 danb ass crazy cuzin
"hey dude yu see diana gomez?"
"no she is to short to see"
"Whats the defenition of smart?"
"Diana Gomez"
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An American singer and actress who got her start on Disney Channel as Alex in Wizards of Waverly Place.
But honestly, as a singer, she's pretty overrated. All of her songs are written for her and her performances are mediocre.
I honestly don't get the hype for her.
Selena Gomez should stick to acting.
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