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Someone who is overly silly and does things that are “goober” like.
Elijah wore a saint patty’s day hat and it ain’t even saint patty’s day bro.
Harry just sent me a pic of his butt bro, what a goober 🤭
Someone who acts crazy and makes people laugh, sometimes knowing it or not. Another way of calling some a nut.
Did you see what Karen just did she is such a goober.
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A term of general miscontempt for an individual as a result of their stupidity and/or general existence
I would have invited him if he wasn't such a goober
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1. A term to describe a very young child between the ages 0-4 years. This term specifically refers to the overwhelming accumulation of drool, random mouth ejecta and or snot on the child's face.
This messy and gross accumulation of bodily fluids on the face of the infant will instantly repulse people not interested in rearing kids.
2. Snot, specifically the runny kind that one gets after a cry, cold or flu.
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Sally: OMG, did you hear that Tally has a new baby?
Mally: I know! Her new goober is soooo cute!!
Dally: Tally's goober is just as gross as any other goober out there.
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Here is a Kleenex to wipe the goobers off your face.
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Goober is a term used to describe the penis. This term was made popular in the early 1990's by two of the coolest cousins in south mississippi.
my ole lady was so mad at me i thought she was gonna kick me in the goober.
man did u see that fight? that guy kicked travis in the goober.
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Australian slang for semen/spunk
goober wallah (the guy who cleans the floor after a punter has left a wanking booth )
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