Czech Goodbye

Similar to an Irish Goodbye, or a Polish Goodbye in that a person aims to leave a party or bar without saying goodnight or goodbye, except in the Czech version the person announces that they will be performing an Irish or Polish Goodbye.

"I'm wasted. Ok everybody, I'm doing a Czech Goodbye."
*leaves*

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Buchanan Goodbye

Skipping out on a meal in an unannounced fashion prior to the completion of the meal, for the purpose of avoiding paying the check. A cheapskate variation of the Irish Goodbye.

One of the guys we were out with pulled a Buchanan Goodbye by climbing out the bathroom window just before dessert, the cheap bastard.

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goodbye gnome

Can be said of someone who is convinced of a non existent talent.

Andy thinks he can sing, the public shouts: -Goodbye gnome!!

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Shyla Goodbye

Severe overreaction to a hangover resulting in the abandoning of a planned itinerary.

We went way too hard last night, we’re going to have to skip the rest of the trip and Shyla Goodbye

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goodbye nostalgia

A sad song that can make JoJo fans cry

Jolyne: Dad, why are you crying?
Jotaro, listening to Goodbye Nostalgia: Star Platinum: Za Warudo's time and wipes tears
Jotaro: I'm not crying Jolyne...

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Irish Goodbye

When someone makes an exit without advance notice or saying goodbye - thus avoiding any displaying any emotion.

When does Joanna work next? I was hoping to ask her about a shift swap.

Joanna doesn’t work here anymore. She gave us the Irish goodbye. Litterally - she resigned and went to Ireland.

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Goodbye kiss

The act of kissing someone before he/she leaves . Instead of actually saying goodbye, you say it by kissing. Sometimes can be done on your partner before leaving the house to go to work. Sometimes can be done to end a relationship . You end things with your once significant other because you can no longer be with that individual anymore. Things are no longer the same so, you and the other must move forward in life. You don't want to dwell and hurt them anymore, so you say goodbye through a kiss . A goodbye kiss can leave someone in their feelings . A goodbye kiss also gives closure on that relationship , so the two can move on. Sometimes a goodbye kiss can be the last kiss.

Him: " We can't be together anymore."
Her: "Why!?? I don't understand!"
Him: " I'm bout to go."
Her:" Please don't ! "
Him : * kisses girl goodbye *
Her: " What was that for ??!"
Him: " It's a goodbye kiss."
Her: * starts crying*

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