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Goonie Goggles

noun: a point of view one holds for a movie, tv show or other form of entertainment that you adored as a child, so much so that as an adult, despite reflecting on it and realizing it is sub-par or flawed, you still think of it as excellent.

Conversely, someone who never experienced it as a child and does so for the first time as an adult might think it is awful and not understand why people adore it.

References the 1985 film "The Goonies," a children's movie with numerous technical flaws and editing mistakes, plot holes, terrible child acting and overall nonsense that had an atrocious critical reception but is beloved to adults who watched it as children.

"I just watched "Heathers" for the first time, and I don't understand why you like it. I thought it was stupid. I think you have Goonie Goggles for "Heathers".

by JamesBradford June 5, 2016


Goonies Syndrome

A syndrome in which someone is horribly deformed, which in turn makes the person look like "Sloth" off the popular 1985 movie the Goonies. This is to be used to insult someone that is horrible looking.

"Dude don't laugh that kid, Ashton, has Goonies Syndrome"---Ricky
"WOW! she does look like Sloth"---Clyde

by nspectrmustache October 10, 2010

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Goonie stash

A beloved item or small collection of items you thought you had lost or were out of altogether, but suddenly realize you have just enough of to hold you over. An accidental hoard. Cache by chance. Can apply to anything from overnight items and clothes kept at your mother's house that prove to be a Godsend after a tragic house fire or robbery, to a favorite discontinued HG face cream you come across in a little travel-sized bottle you'd all but forgotten about. A reference to the dramatic last scene of the 1985 film Goonies, where the Walsh's housekeeper realizes Mikey still has a forgotten marble bag of jewels retained in his coat pocket from Willie's ship - after the Fratellis had supposedly stripped the Goonies of all their treasure.

Dancers Candy & Porsche, after security checkpoint at JFK:

Candy: "What am I gonna do? Like, all of my baby oil and glitter spray for tomorrow night's show are gone."

Porsche, squealing: "Girl, check my Spy bag's secret compartment."

Together: "Oooh, Goonie stash!!"

<Loud howling & high-fiving ensue.>

by SugarFreeSheila.com February 10, 2010

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goonie pie

centreal cali term for vicodin

Sabo is pissed because Huie won't give him any Goonie Pies.

Pick up 10 goonies for me

I'm going to get gooned out tonight

by The Nick Ross February 29, 2008

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Goony Mask

A ski mask, bio mask, Air breather mask that goes over the whole head and face. Used to rob, steal and kill. Usually accompanied wit a goony pump.

Aye put dem goony masks on and get dem goony pumps we fin to roll up on dem niggaz.

by Thaone07 April 29, 2009

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anti-goonies

skater boiz and girlz who impose on those who dress with uniqueness. they tend to be rude and make fun of people in black. you can find then everywhere you look. arent they so special?

the anti-goonie over there just went surfing, hope he gets eaten by a shark.

by Crissy June 14, 2004

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Goony Pump

Any type of Shotgun used by a Goon/Person.

Get all tha goons and get dem Goony Pumps we fin to do a 187.

by Thaone07 April 29, 2009

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