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Gremlin (grem-lin):
n.
1.) a cigarette
"Hey, do me a solid and pass me over a gremlin."
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Gremlin is a furry critter. Upon the mistake of trusting them they can turn sides and kill you. in 1800 there was a famous gremlin named erin that killed over 10000 people. today she is now best friends with the grim reaper. and can kill you at anytime...
"don't go near that gremlin she will kill you..."
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(by the way, I'm not talking about the little monsters.) gremlins are a somewhat unheard of class in society. They are very different, somewhat resembling greebos.
Fashion: Gremlins always seem to be wearing shorts, and shirts with a logo or band on it.
Looks like: They usually have very very long hair, and for the most part if their hair is straight they will curl it. The ones with curly hair naturally work the best.
Acts like: Punkish, in the sense they are very rebelious, they don't give a rats ass for authority or fitting in with the mainstream. They hate preps and chavs, naturally and tend to be friendly to anyone else.
prep: hey look at the gay ass kid
gremlin: *pulls out chainsaw*
Preps: book ass
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So, okay, let's say you're going to eat a chick out, okay? But when she drops her pants, you see that she's really nasty and stuff and there's just no way you're touching that shit. So, in order to show your distaste for her NASTY-AZZ PUSSY, you start to go down on her (holding your breath) and when you can't hold it in any longer, let it all come out your nose. The resulting snot-rocket will cake her disgusting pussy, and give it a texture somewhat resembling the texture found on a gremlin. Hence: The Gremlin.
1: Yo, your mom's pussy was so fucking nasty, I gave her a gremlin and it looked better than it did before.
2: Holy shit, too bad I took sloppy-seconds and the dude before me gave this chick the gremlin!
3: Ohhhhh yeah baby i love ur juicy the gremlin! (see the big one)
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particals of tissue paper left behind after wiping hairy anal regions
When he bent over I saw the gremlins in his crack
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short,hot,freshmen the people everyone wants to fuck
dannie and maddie are fuking gremlins
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while getting a rimjob from a from a brazilian transvestite midget hooker you fart causing it to cough uncontrollably.
After a night of drinking and eating refried bean I passed out only to wake up with a wet asshole and a barking gremlin in the corner.