ground harness

The device used by Australians to prevent them from falling into the sun.

Ausie 1: Hey mate, your ground harness is getting loose
Asuie 2: Thanks mate, would have fallen into the sun without that

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Threw it on the ground

To get angry at something or someone. To show disproval. A way to "stick it to the man."

(originated from a lonely island SNL music video)

I was walkin' through the city streets

And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink

"Run faster, jump higher"

Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me

I threw it on the ground

You must think I'm a joke

I ain't gonna be part of your system

Man! Pump that garbage in another man's face

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Middle Ground

An alternative that does not necessarily have to fulfill the needs/wants of 2 parties but is at least satisfiable. Most commonly used to avoid agree to disagree

Girl: Hunny let's go get some friend chicken from Popeyes.
Boy: Bae we always get fried chicken, how about we try sumthin new. Let's grill some chicken on the grill we just bought.
Girl: But i want the Fried Chicken
Boy: I want the grilled chicked.
Girl: Fried
Boy: Grilled
Girl: Fried
Boy: Grilled
Child: You know KFC serves both right?
(silence)
Girl: Wanna got to KFC?
Boy: I'd be happy to
Girl: I'm happy we found some middle ground , or else you would be sleeping on the sofa again.
Boy: Over some chicken
Girl: Yes over some chicken

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Ground Ball

A drunk chick who should be easy to bag.

I'm going for that ground ball over there. I hope I don't Bill Buckner it.

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Ground Sloth

Named after the extinct, ground-dwelling relative of modern-day sloths, the Ground Sloth is a person who walks very slowly in front of you, especially while you're in a hurry. Whether out of malice or apathy, Ground Sloths tend to inhabit very narrow spaces, such as sidewalks or corridors, making bypassing them a difficult, dangerous or physically impossible task. To add insult to injury, Ground Sloths often travel in groups, known as herds.

I was heading down to the train station when I got stuck behind the slowest herd of ground sloths that ever roamed the earth. Missed my train because of them.

Hurlingham Grounds

Pretty place in Putney, (Not to be confused with Fulham!) Pretty place cuz there be some EPIC gardening team (and the grounds do a bit too) ;) A team so fab due to the all-time Saint Frannie who will always be remembered because she is such a boss! ;)

Marcin: "Hey man! You know that awesome chika Frannie yeah?"
Edo: "Ofc bruvo who doesn't?! She's leaving the Hurlingham Grounds team! *sniffcrysniff*"

from the ground

When someone says your dick is three inches you reply, "Yeah, from the ground!"

Matt: Your dick is three inches.
Devon: Yeah, from the ground!

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