Grow a Pair

To tell someone that they have no testes (balls,gonads,fluff balls,milk machine,wables, or the things your mom sucks on)

Dude stop running and grow a Pair

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grow a set

This is a derogatory phrase intended to imply that a male (occasionally female) has no testicles and, therefore, lacks the courage to engage in a task or feat.

Steve backed out of our skydiving trip so I told him to grow a set and do it.

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grow some

Shorthand for "grow some balls, you little chicken shit"

On the definition of his name, Gumba challenged his chicken shit enemies and creed-hating imitators to grow some and stop being so scared of tackling him in a real flame war.

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Growing a Tail

1. Having a turtle peaking

2. The point just before the break when taking a dump.

Sorry I missed your call, I couldn't get to the phone because I was in the can growing a tail!

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Growing a Mushroom

getting an erection, usually used when a surprise boner begins to form

As Jim's pants started to get tight he stated, "damn i'm growing a mushroom".

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grow room

A room in which people grow weed.

Dude, sweet grow room.

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Grow as a person

1. The feeling that one gets after experiencing something so utterly foreign and horrible that it transcends being scarred and becomes a part of you.

2. An excuse to subject others to the same horrific experience.

1. I'm glad I watched Visitor Q. I grew as a person.

2. You have to see the freak show downtown. You'll grow as a person.

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