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When a woman's vagina has lost all elasticity and now looks like the mouth of the Green claymation character Gumby.
"Wow! Look at that old sloppy pussy! It looks just like Gumby's Mouth!!!
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This is a haircut resembling the character from the"Gumby and Pokey" show.
I like a Gumby cut so l can hang with Pokey!
(Adj.) affected appendage that takes on a rubbery, floppy appearance similar to the popular childhood cartoon, Gumby, upon a brutal impact.
(Example: " Did you see Kevin Ware get that fucking Gumby leg last night?")
The nipple of a breastfeeding woman immediately after breastfeeding, due to its taffy-like elasticity.
Father: Wow honey, what happenned to your nipple?
Mother: Nothing, why?
Father: It's big...and stretchy!
Mother: Oh, that's just my gumby nipple!
Adaptation of the Marine Corps motto: Semper Fi (Latin for Always Faithful). Used to describe the general Marine attitude (i.e always be flexible with plans cause something will change that will fuck up your night) towards the constant changes that are rampant in every Marine unit.
Marine 1: Hey man, go easy at the bar tonight, just found out we have a CFT at 04
Marine 2: Oh well, semper gumby
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The act of sucking ones penis with the use of only your gums. If possible, the person performing the act can remove their teeth if they wear dentures.
Instead of giving me a blowjob, she pulled her teeth out and gave me a gumby
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“Are you Gumby”can be used as a simple question to ask if you are stupid or to be said after doing something wrong. “Are you Gumby” can also be used as a direct insult.
*Robert team kills you
OH MY FUCKING GOD ROBERT ARE YOU GUMBY
Robert: you scared me… so I shot
“Are you Gumby?” a great term to use anytime anywhere in a friendly or aggressive way