GUSTAVO

GUSTAVO IS A GAY MOTHERFUCKER SAID HE FUCKED YOUR MOM BUT THAT A LIE HE IS A LONELY MOTHERFUCKER ON EVERY DAY

GUY:YOU SEE GUSTAVO
GIRL:THAT GAY MOTHERFUCKER

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the gustavo approach

the act of approaching a man/woman with the sexual intent of a baboob, this usually involves making oo oo ahh ahh noises whilst violently nutting in your pants

i tried the gustavo approach on jess last night , it worked a charm

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Gustavo Petro

The person that will change Colombia for the better.

Te amo Gustavo Petro, mi presi. 🥰

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Gustavo and Emily

Two people who will always stay with one another. Even if things don't go their way, they will still stick by each others side. No matter what. Even if people try to tear them apart... they will be next to each other with a great smile on their face knowing nothing can stop them from being happy with one another. Loving one another forever~🌷

Girl:"Gustavo and Emily are always so happy together....I wish I had that"

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Gustavo Dela Sancha

Awesome Mexican who is in Rotc. He wants to grow up and work at taco bell.

My Gustavo Dela Sancha will be here in an hour after he jumps the border.

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My name is Gustavo, but you can call me sus

An edit of Gustavo Fring saying sus instead of gus and people somehow find that funny

"My name is Gustavo, but you can call me sus" - Gustavo Fring
"My name is sustavo but you can call me Gus" - sustavo Fring

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Lorenzo, Arjun, Sami, Gustavo

These guys are the biggest stoners on planet earth and they PULL! (besides gustavo)
Gustavo has only pulled one bitch who is one of his colleagues which is almost 20 years old ( 4 years older) and he hit
Sami is on a 0-10 streak with women and his struggle is noted
Arjun is 0-0 argueably the best streak out of the 4
Lorenzo is hitting on the regular but the situation is difficult

Woman 1: Who are those 4?
Woman 2: Thats Lorenzo, Arjun, Sami, Gustavo
Woman 3: (Drops pants)