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A method by which one carries Alpine skis at one's side similar to the way a hand bag is held by use of apposing ski pole straps to create a handle from which skis are hung. Appropriate coordinating texas handbag accessories include natural fur clothing, cowboy boots, wet denim, large hair, confused facial expressions.
Stacy Marron always sports a Texas Handbag between her truck and the chairlift.
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The act of having sex with two elderly women whose skin have the texture of a handbag.
Doug: Man I wrecked those two chicks last night!
Alan: That's called a siamese handbag buddy.
Doug:....sweet
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An utterance used upon an unfortunate happening, like death, in an online computer game
(After being killed by a shotgun)
"Tits damn it!" -- "TITS IN A HANDBAG!"
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Someone who is overpowered by his wife.
Josh was too good for her. He became a handbag husband.
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when a man is sitting on a sofa & his shorts ride up so far that his package looks like a purse
Mark, pull your shorts down, we can all see your dormont handbag.
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This is when your lady Friend Allows you to stick your nuts in her Pooper
The missus gave me a rowner Handbag last night
Getting porked whilst still inhabiting your underwear
I was handbag porked behind the bins like a right Gucci.