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Upon meeting someone, a casual jimmytap.
Upon meeting Kenneth Lay, he extended his right hand, and I gave him a banana handshake.
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Jacking someone off with a Hockey glove lathered in maple syrup.
My boyfriend and I went to Vancouver, he was too tired from the flight to go out for dinner so we ordered room service, gave each other a Canadian Handshake and went to bed.
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So, now that Trump is in office does official protocol for greeting the First Lady and his daughters require a pussy grab (Trump Handshake) or is that only for Trump to use on other females not in his family? #trumphandshake
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When you hand shake someone where you grab the other persons forearm instead of the traditional grabbing of hands. Mostly used by badasses.
As Brad got out of the airport Rob gave him a solid Medieval Handshake to welcome him home.
An incredibly powerful sacred handshake. Only rivalled by the elusive Pinky Swear.
Spitting in your hand before shaking hands is a holy ritual amongst men...spit handshake
the act of a male sticking his hand in ice water till it goes numb and then using it to jack off. The numbness is akin to a stranger.
I know a guy that got frostbite while giving himself the eskimo handshake. What a dumbass.
When one has your email but wishes to share their email address, so they send you an email for the purpose of sharing their own email address or contact details.
first personHi, please email me back at my new location.
second personYou have my email, please send me a handshake email with your contact details and I will reply.