messy harp

The act of puking on a girl, out of nervousness, right after she takes her clothes off . You then need to refuse to clean her and and lift your hands and say "what you going to do"

I finally picked up a chick and I messy harp'd her, Boy was she mad.

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Juice harp

A pussy

I played her juice harp until I heard a chord.

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nose harp

When a persons nose hair is clearly visable.

Cor blimey look at the nose hair on that bloke,you could hold them together and play the hairs like a nose harp.

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Harping On

To go on about something in a positive and sharing manner.

The positive re-frame of old term usage.
See Harp On

1. "I can't stop harping on about how awesome that band was last night".

2. I can't wait to harp on about this cake everyone is going to love it".

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fart harp

A small machine made of a rubber band, wooden sticks and a spool. The rubber band is put through the spool and the sticks are wound tightly on each end, creating tension. The user then sits on a wooden or metal chair with the fart harp under his butt. At the proper moment the "harper" leans to one side, allowing the fart harp to spin against the hard chair. This creates a loud farting noise.

He was thrown out of class for sounding a "fart harp" in the middle of the lecture.

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meat harp

any instrument played by a wanker

"that cat sounded like he was blowing a meat harp"

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Eva Harp

DAMN. Shes bisexual and hawt, what a keeper ;)

Courtney the lesbian: "That's Eva Harp!? She's bi? Wow I'm so happy!"
Charlotte the moist bruv: "Damn, she's hawtttttt"

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