Harry

(Harry) is a fat fuck who takes the whole box of crackers when you offer him one. He is rude, lazy and messy but he is part of the (national dumb bitch awareness campaign) which makes him a friend you deep down hate but you are nice to cuz he's a (dumb bitch awareness) campaigner.

Dad: How was school son?

Son: I made a friend called Harry

Dad: Is he a fat fuck?

Son: Yes

Dad: I knew it, But keep your crackers safe

Son: Ok dad

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Harry

A Sad Depressing Person With No Life. There Is Someone On His Mind,Someone That he Knows Needs Help. He Is To Afraid To Help...

Harry You Are Depressing

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The Harri

The act of a man during sexual intercourse to slap a woman so hard with his cock, that he not only breaks the sound barrier, but also her jaw.

1: Ma’am why are you in the hospital?
2: My husband and I did the Harri last night...
1: Dear lord...

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Harry

That guy who shows porn in class.

Goddamn Harry! We are in class!

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harris

"Arse"
It's actually Rhyming Slang for Rhyming Slang.
The correct rhyming slang for "Arse" is "Bottle & Glass"
but once people knew this the term couldn't really be used anymore without offending people. That prompted people to use the slang for "Bottle", which is "Aris-totle" as a slang for the first insult. "Aristotle" became "Aris" which in a London accent sounds the same as "Harris"

This has been in common London usage for well over a hundred years in it's current form.

"Do you wanna work overtime Dave?"

"Nah, stick it up yer Harris unless you're gonna offer time and a half"

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Harry

A boy with dirty blonde hair, as handsome as Prince Charming stealing hearts from every girl he walks by. Harry is a trustworthy person and always keeps a secret. He's confident about his self but not cocky! If you have a harry as a friend make him your Best Friend. And if you feel like you have feelings for him don't even have any doubts it will all work out because Harry's are the best kind of guy you could have.

I wish Harry was my friend

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Harry

For some reason he’s just an utter retard

Harry: hi! I’m an utter retard please be my friend!

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