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Harriet Hageman

The female equivalent of chameleon-politician Lindsey Graham. A label for a female politician who operates like a modern-day Judas, by putting position or profit over principles or peopleโ€”for example, she would call a corrupt presidential candidate racist and xenophobic, but when he later backed her against an opponent who is a critic of him, she would start perpetuating the lie that the ex-president didnโ€™t get re-elected because the election was โ€œrigged.โ€

Could a morally bankrupt Harriet Hageman function effectively or properly during her term in office, when those under her already have a low opinion of her due to her yo-yo ethical behaviors?

by MathPlus August 17, 2022

20๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


Harriet Tubman

A large, painful pimple underneath the skin. Usually you cannot pop Harriet Tubmans because they are so deep under the skin's surface, and attempting to squeeze these may cause tearing of the eyes, cursing out in pain, and sometimes even crying. Squeezing and pinching Harriet Tubmans usually make the situation worse and takes the zit even longer to disappear and heal. Harriet Tubman is appropriate to use because they are "underground" zits, referring to the historical Underground Railroad system Harriet Tubman is known for.

Oh god, Julie. I have the worst Harriet Tubman on my chin right now. I tried squeezing it but it only made it worse....damn her!

by RoboBabe June 7, 2010

26๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dirty Harriet

When a girl shows up at school or work without taking a shower or getting ready. Usually follows an all-nighter or accompanies a lack of desire to look good.
Signs of a Dirty Harriet: headband covering up dirty hair, traces of baby powder in unwashed hair, tight ponytail or devil-may-care attitude.

Every guy at this high school is not worth the time, so I'm pulling a Dirty Harriet every day from now until graduation.

by wewantablessing October 29, 2010

16๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Harriet Tubman

The act of sliding under a table or obstacle, usually on one's belly or all fours to reach one's goal. Often used in the context of a house rule for Beirut (what you ignorant people call "beer pong"). This rule allows one to dive under the table to retrieve a ball after they have missed a shot, thus getting a behind the back shot before their turn ends.

When used in the context of Beirut it is usually used in conjunction with the 50-yard line rule.

It may also be used to describe an escape from a situation requiring you to go underground (literally or figuratively).

"Did you see Ted? He just Harriet Tubman'd the shit out of that ball"

"House Rules: both people sink a cup = balls back, ..., 50-yard line, no Harriet Tubman..."

"I built an igloo last week with an underground tunnel, just in case I had to Harriet Tubman that shit if we were attacked."

by U.M. Dizzy December 2, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


harriet allen

a girl who"likes" her "curry" and LOVES the 69 position

harriet allen got.......in a curry house

by anon January 22, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Harriet Yorston

Sheโ€™s gonna marry jaden madams for sure!

Jaden Madams and Harriet yorston would be cute

by SkysYellowTonight January 22, 2018


Harriet Headland

a very horny readhead. Someone who really wants sex, but canโ€™t seem to find anyone that wants to have it with them. They also usually swim

wow that girl is acting like a Harriet headland right now

by a hashtag anonymous user June 2, 2022