hay

wat horses eat dumb ass not the hello form

hay is for horses

hey is for people

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Hai

An annoying person trying to say hi

Person A: hai
Person B: Let’s not be friends anymore

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hai

A FOBby way of saying "hi" or "hello"

hai myslf jagdeep. . . ! ! ! ! 1 1 wanna b frensz?????

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hay

smelly stuff that horses eat that attracts lots of rats.

When i went down to the barn yesterday there was like six rats in templar's hay. It was nasty. I hope he doesn't get sick.

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hay

If female, means extremely slutty with an oral fixation. If male, means a huge nerd, lightweight, who is possibly homosexual.

Mrs. Hay came over last night and smoked the hell out of my pole. OR Hay is at home playing video games while hanging out w/ his female friends, then passing out after 3 beers.

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Hai

pronounced "hi"

when a girl has given up on men but does not like women.
the opposite of bisecual.

When Mark dumped Tina, she went hai.

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Hai

A secondary greeting, to be used after the first round of hellos, typically on a phone conversation. It is often used as a filler while the caller/callee are remembering who called who and why. Pronounced similarly to "Hi" but the 'i' sound short, over-pronounced and with rising intonation, almost sounding surprised. Perhaps the best comparison is with a martial arts "hai-ya", but with the 'i' sound shortened abruptly. In writing, it is always followed with an exclamation mark.

"Hello"
"Hello"
"Hai!"

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