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Redistribution of Health

Obama's healthcare plan which allows America to comfortably get their fatasses thin

with Redistribution of Health Obama plans on redistributing Americas fat to hungry countries in need.

by Bobocop2 May 30, 2010

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dick health

The condition of the male genitalia and/or genital area with regards to sexually transmittable diseases.

I'm enjoying good dick health at the moment. My warts are gone and I don't have chlamydia anymore.

by Scarry Larry March 10, 2016


gut health

It makes you poop (go #2, make a boom boom etc.)

Caffeine and other stimulants are known to be good for you gut health (aka they make you poop)

by Totally Legal Alien November 13, 2019


Health Whore

People who try to sell you their product, pill, or program under the guise of health, wellness, coaching and caring about you when they really want to get their stuff for free and make some money off of you in what is most often a MLM fad scheme. They typically never name said product/program and instead make the posts mysterious and "DM me" to lure in unsuspecting victims.

Right after New Year's half of my FB feed is all Health Whore posts promising miracles!

by LeesaLeesa January 19, 2022


health bar

A player in an online multiplayer video game who contributes nothing but death to their team.

Unlike the classic "noob", a "health bar" isn't new to a particular video game nor will this player get better.

The "health bar's" playstyle is a fairly simple one.

Step 1: Run.

Step 2: Die.

Look at this fucking health bar on our team. All he does is run and die, he could at least be a medic and revive his teammates.

by Healthbar February 7, 2010

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health nazi

A weight-loss "expert", usually weighing excess of 300 pounds, that tries to mentally scar skinny kids by telling them how drugs, McDonald's, and themselves are killing people.

I went to the health nazi yesterday. She told me I will have a heart attack at age 17.

by Lock and Chain June 23, 2004

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health stick

Cigarette, fag, cancer tube

I'm going down to the smokers' ghetto to have me a health stick.

by Cornholio November 3, 2003

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