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The act of when a man is partaking in intercourse with one of the opposite sex. The man inserts his 15 into the female's ear while gauging out her eyes. The man then exerts semen in the woman's ear causing her to go deaf. The eye gauging and deafness cause the woman to have the same case as Helen Keller (or anne frank)
I was inserting my gilligan into my girl's ear and my fingered slipped off her tits and I accidentally poked her eyes out. Then I deafened her with my semen. Boy, I sure Helen Kellered her.
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Farting while you wipe your ass such that you "hear" it with your fingertips. Very common during bouts with diarrhea.
My fingertips are ringing from the loud Helen Keller fart I cut during an ass wipe.
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Demand to communicate with your body! Not to be confused with sign language. Man slang for "shut up and dance."
Shush, girl. Hush your lips. Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.
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The center cup in a standard 10 cup beer pong rack that requires little to no skill or coordination to make. Even Helen Keller could make it in this cup.
Terrible beer pong player: Yeah I made it! First shot of the game, take that!
Opposing team: You hit the Helen Keller cup...big fucking deal.
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The card with Helen Keller's name on it that always manages to win the round in the game Apples to Apples.
He was jealous because his sister played the Helen Keller Card and won the game.
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The act of being so intoxicated that you are unable to see or speak, and you stumble around bumping into non-moving objects.
I don't remember anything about last night, I was Helen Keller Drunk.
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When you're singing along with a song and reach a part of the lyrics that you don't know, instead making vague sounds and grunts to imitate them.
"I couldn't understand what the singer was saying, so I had to resort to Helen Keller karaoke."
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