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Commodore have been given a bad name due to the fact the drivers of them are the worst you could ever see on the road.Also to the fact that they are built out of rice paper. They do the following:
1- Weave in and out of traffic even during peak hour.
2- Will try to race you despite any Commodore they own. Ie If they own a VT and you own an Aurion they will still try and race you even though they have no chance.
3-If you are on the highway, and doing 10km/h above the speed limit, they will still be going faster than you
4-Tailgate anywhere anytime
5-Sit on the right lane of the highway and never ever move as they tend to think they own the road
6- Commodore owners thinking they have Ferraris
7- Foglights on during the day to give you the impression that they look cool and that you should get out of their way.
8- Putting later model commodore bodykits on earlier model commodores to make them appear cool. Body kits often do not appear to fit properly
9-Typical australian male with your base model Commodore and hubcaps and by adding a spoiler they are all of a sudden thinking they have a BMW or Merc and they are king
All of these things add up to Commodore drivers being the worst on Australias roads.
"Wow im doing 130km/h and that Holden Commodore is passing me like im standing still"
"Hey mate, see that car coming with the fog lights on? I bet you $100 that the car is a Commodore"
"Bloody Commodore tailgaiting me!"
"Oh look at the accident on the news, another Commodore driver lost control of his car"
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The Holden Jackaroo is a medium sized SUV produced by GM Daewoo. Holden Jackaroos are most commonly found broken down and abandoned on the side of the road thanks to the ultra unreliable 4JX1 diesel/steam engine that Isuzu decided to fit in them.
Some owners believe their Jackaroo's can be taken off-road despite the fact a Holden Barina puts them to shame both on and off-road, let alone a real 4x4. This common misbelief is due to the vehicles semi-impressive suspension flex, which can be attributed to the soft pine chassis that was jointly developed by Ikea and Isuzu.
Most Jackaroo owners have moved onto more reliable and safer forms of transport such as hitchhiking with Ivan Millat, the rest are broke and stuck with it.
"No we won't insure your Holden Jackaroo. It's not worth anything and won't go anywhere"
"I'm sorry you own a Holden Jackaroo"
"Nothing says failure like a Holden Jackaroo in your driveway".
"No I can't fix your Holden Jackaroo. Get your junk off my property"
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When you get so drunk that you wake up not knowing quite how you got home.
Michelle got so drunk last night she was CARRIED home from liquid. When she woke up she was face down in her toilet - she has no idea how she got there, she not only suffers from a hangover but a Holden Hangover today. Unlucky!!
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A popular motor vehicle manufactured in Australia by General Motors Holden between 1965 and 1966 which still, to this day, holds the Australian record for the most cars sold in one month and also the most sold in 14 months.
I gave the team the old dirty Holden with all those K’s last night.
He is the coolest guy ever honestly best person.
Jk, he's an Asshole, who doesn't give a shit about you or your family.
He also is married to Morgan
Like L bozo.
caleb holden has no friends for he is mean.
The protagonist of Mindhunter. He’s an adorable fuck up. Don’t hate him, he’s trying his best.
“Holden Ford is such a pure bean”