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1) one who smells the flatus and won't rest until they find out who tooted the butt bugle; higher prevalence in females.
2) super human ability to sense and track butthole music milliseconds after or even prior to its liberation from the chocolate starfish.
Kris: "Damn dude, Kelly Sepulveda is always picking up on my ass creepers. I'm like so embarrassed and stuff"
Jamie: "Tell me about it bro, she's totally Fartlock Holmes."
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When something is deemed "Long & Hard".
I sure had a "John Holmes" day today!
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gypsy cock sucking nigger boy, fucks cats and goats, like to get felched by his grandpa and he like to get pounded hard in the ass by a horse with a 12 foot cock.
Stranger 1: Hey enrique did you see that nigger faggot getting fucked by a horse over there?
Stranger 2: Yeah he must be a Drew Holmes
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a girl who is a slut, whore, or easy to have sexual relations with. Thus, she is a "sure-fuck".
-You had sex with Amanda?
-Yea
-That's nothing to brag about, she is a "sherfuck holmes".
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term used to describe a man that attacks the world with a sword of optimism. A man who looks at failure with a confused face, because he's never encountered it. A man who questions nothing, because he knows everything. Synonyms include: Perfection, Flawless, Swaggerific
Girl: I dont like blind dates
Woman: But this guy is like Damien Holmes
Girl: Disregard my last statement. I'm in
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A person with a substantial level of knowledge and experience in the field of athletics and/or keeping fit.
Derives from the athlete Kelly Holmes, a British Olympic gold-medalist; usage popularised by the character Lauren from the catherine tate show.
Gym instructor: You're going very slowly on that treadmill.
Lauren: What do you know, are you Kelly Holmes?
Gym instructor: No, but...
Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?
Gym instructor: I'm only trying to hel...
Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?
Gym instructor: Just let me show...
Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?
etc
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