Holocaust center

A fictional place designed to minimize the truth as to what really happened during the Holocaust. Instead of saying, millions of Jews were burned, starved and gassed.. one can say, 'they were taken to the Holocaust Center'.

Reporter: How can you say that Hitler was not as bad as Assad?
Sean Spicer: Hitler did not use chemical weapons on his own people the way Assad did. He did, I know, take them to the Holocaust Center... but he didn't do what Assad did.

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anal holocaust

When your taking a shit and it sprays everywhere.

Man dont go in the john,I just had a huge anal holocaust in there.

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Diarrhea Holocaust

The worst catastrophe since I ejaculated into a fan. An event that is literally like taking your cock, beating an angry cat with it while simultaneously shitting on your mom. Something so unmentionable that it gives you the sensation that a dozen catholic priests are sodomizing you repeatedly then finally sticking a purple candle in your sphincter and burning your insides with hot wax while cooking priest semen in your bunghole. Seriously, I'd rather be a youngling in Revenge of the Sith than go through this.

Mike:wassup dude, how was your birthday? me:shitty, it was a total Diarrhea holocaust.

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juggalo holocaust

The hope for our future.

The Juggalo Holocaust may save our country from a future of stupidity and obesity.

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dooklear holocaust

Sweaty hands, heavy breathing, and a ruptured colon. In short:The aftermath of a severe bowel movement. Environmental damage is very possible and more than likely. Up to and including: Flooding, Wall Splatter, and the dreaded "Olor a muerte" or Smell of Death

Stacy described the aftermath of the Dooklear Holocaust that claimed the 5th floor bathroom, "There were large clumps of fecal matter from ceiling to floor. Olor a Muerte had definitely set in."

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juggalo holocaust

The juggalo holocaust has sparked much interest in the Juggalo/Juggalette family. So far, 20-25 juggalos have been shot and killed whereas 6 juggalettes have been raped. Rumor has it that this "Juggalo Holocaust" started in Beerfest '04. The attackers are said to wear the initials 'JH' on their shoes, shirts, and some even had bandanas. Any juggalo or juggalette that spots someone with these intials need to stay in large groups and in very lit areas. Be aware of everyone and stay down with the clown. Dont let these idiots stop us.

"Down With The Clown Till I'm Dead In The Ground!"
"NO Juggalo Holocaust can stop us."

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Juggalo Holocaust

The Saving of the American Person.
Juggalo's claim to not be a gang but they never fight their own battles so they get their juggalo "homies" to fight for them.

The Juggalo Holocaust is a good thing its people grouping up and taking out the groups of juggalos.

AND IT IS REAL!.

"man mcl f**k haters juggablow for life" -juggalo
"F**k that! JUGGALO HOLOCAUST!" -savior
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"Icp rules im a juggalo" -Little dirty kid with no friends
"well the juggalo holocaust is here" -savior
"thats not real" little dirty kid again
"how do you think your brother died?" -savior
"tumor!" - dirty kid
"nah it was this" -savior
*takes the kid out*

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