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Wanna come along on some howling adventures wif me?

What you eye-twinklingly ask a buddy, infirm/elderly neighbor, cute chick, etc. when you both know dat you're merely asking said other person if he/she wants to ride along wif you on a simple shopping and/or errands-running trip into town.

Asking someone, "Wanna come along on some howling adventures wif me?" can yield benefits not just for you, but for da other person, too --- not only will he be providing you wif pleasant/entertaining companionship on your otherwise-boring-and-ordinary sojourn, but it may also allow HIM to accomplish one or more desired activities of his own while he's in said business district, such as stocking up on groceries/housewares, doing laundry, etc. Plus of course, he will be able to perform said tasks more easily, economically, safely, etc, than if he'd had to either make said "trip to da big city" all by himself, or get someone else to do it for him.

by QuacksO August 17, 2023


pull a howl

The act of someone relentlessly trying to force their fetishes on you, letting you see things you wouldn't want to see otherwise. The individual is often depraved, very lonely, and is willing to strike whenever randomly horny. There is a higher chance of individuals appearing like this within fandomships.

person 1: Man, I was just trying to relax and play some minecraft when (person 3) pings me with a video of him getting it on with his dog.
person 2: He's the kinda guy to pull a howl?
person 1: I don't think I'm gonna be able to sleep for the next couple nights, dude. It's not ok.

by Troglodyte Breeder May 10, 2021


Vodka howl

Variation of howl but possibly due to the over-consumption of alcohol

Vodka howls - howling wishing I was with you but might be the result of over-consumption of alcohol.

She/he a howl (possibly vodka howl)
Vodka howling right now - might think differently in the morning!

by Amusedhowl August 22, 2021


Howl Pendragon

Hello, and welcome to today's segment of, Animated Men I would sell my body to at a discount price. The discount being free because I would never make these fine gentleman pay for a whore like me. Today's gentleman is Howl Pendragon. Step on my dumb little neck with your expensive boots you filthy witch. I don't care if there's not a fruitful thought behind those eyes cuz just look at him in these pants. If ever I saw the Renaissance twinky in public we're smashing parts on sight. I'd love nothing more than going on a whirlwind adventure with this garden himbo 3000. Let's discover new things together. Is there a 4th hole? Can we make a new one? The possibilities are endless. This is the kind of man that will destroy your body but wear a face mask with you after. I'm forfeiting my dignity I am this man's trash can. That's all for today folks join me next time to see which animated gentleman I'm throwing this slab of meat at.

"I don't see the point in living if I can't be beautiful" - Emo Howl Pendragon

by Antarcticite December 5, 2021


howling avdentures

Da screaming-intense experiences dat you encounter during an appointment to have your pearly-whites worked on.

With modern-day anesthesia and nitrous oxide, getting you wisdom teeth pulled is not usually such howling avdentures as it used to be.

by QuacksO May 21, 2023


Howling at the moon

If you are a human doing this it is just SCARY! Leave it to the cute non-FUCKED up little shit over here.

Me: "why are you, um, howling at the moon."

CRAZY DUDE: "I AM ONE WITH NATURE!!"

Me: "totally snapping this to my friends."

by Wolf Master 5000 December 10, 2016


Howling at the moon

If you are a human doing this it is just SCARY! Leave it to the cute non-FUCKED up little shit over here.

Me: "why are you, um, howling at the moon."

CRAZY DUDE: "I AM ONE WITH NATURE!!"

Me: "totally snapping this to my friends."

by Wolf Master 5000 December 10, 2016