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The inserting of a Hungarian Salami into another persons anus, pouring custard on it then eating it as quickly as possible. The spicier the salami the better.
I picked up a girl last night and she demanded a Hungarian Bulldog. Her fridge was full of Hungarian Salamis. I don't think its the first time she has copped a good old Hungarian Bulldog
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The act of pulling out of anal sex to fast to reveal a pink sock and then followed by diarrhea
After a month of hard work Roger finally got Karen to do anal, when suddenly her father knocked on the door and Roger jumped up so fast he gave her a sloppy Hungarian.
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A fake fish that does'nt exist usually used to catch a lieing fisherman.
Victor: Oh man I've caught so many damn fish you name it I've caught it.
Lino: How about a Hungarian swordfish?
Victor: Oh yeah I caught one of those.
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The Hungarian Mudslide is a sexual act involving 2 ladies and 1 very lucky man. The man begins by receiving fellatio from the woman with less volatile bowels while he stands in a mostly to completely upright position. At that point the second woman, who has previously ingested a diarrhea inducing laxative, projectile diarrheas all over the man's chest. The pop should run down the man's chest, and if done properly will drench his testes at the precise moment that the man climaxes in the first woman's throat. The combination semen and diarrhea taste is reminiscent of the alcoholic beverage called the mudslide, except instead of irish cream it's genuine man cream, and instead of kahlua it's diarrhea.
Colin: "Hey man what happened with those chicks you took home last night?"
Hoopman: "Well, it started like any other after party. We did lines of coke off each others butt cracks, then after 3 or 4 rails, and the threat of physical harm, I got the slores to give me a Hungarian Mudslide."
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when someone grabs your nut sack from the front and gives it a little shake as if to say, hello.
i saw ronnie the other day, i grabbed his nuts and gave him a hungarian handshake.
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Bottle of scotch, some weed/cigarettes and a blow job
Boy, I've had a hell of a week, I could really use a Hungarian Cocktail.
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Simultaneously jerking someone off while repeatedly throat punching them.
Miles mind was blown last night when I gave him a Hungarian handjob. I wish I had known that "megadom magam" meant "I surrender" though. We could have avoided some awkward moments in the ER.