husky hour

(n) a time when one has a fat, or husky, girl all to himself, for an entire hour; only sexual activities are allowed; typically, the male will have sexual intercourse with the fat girl's belly rolls, though other activies are permitted, provided that they are sexually explicit

Guy: "Hey man, are you gonna be around tonight? Gwen is coming over."

Friend: "Is she the fat one?"

Guy: "Yeah man, totally. She's easily over 250 lbs. I'm gonna have myself a husky hour."

Friend: "Don't worry dude, I'll be out of you guys' way."

Kangaroo husky

It’s when you and your partner is jumping up and down, and you cum in a condom while your partner shits in another. You mix both condoms and keep jumping to combine the fluids until they’re mixed for pleasure. You then have sexual intercourse with said condom.

I can wait to go home so we can do the kangaroo husky.

the husky touch

too run your finger down your arse crack, then touch someone with it.

'Did you see that, Johnno just got the Husky Touch!'

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canned husky

(noun) sexual fetish act - a latex condom or lambskin vessel is filled with one persons fecal matter ("scat") which is then swallowed by another person. Another varient uses frozen fecal matter, which is then called a canned siberian husky.

"He asked me if I wanted a canned husky, but I declined as I just had a big lunch"

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husky musket

Squeezing the base of one's penis while masturabting so as to create a powerful ejaculatory discharge.

When Guido gave Skip a husky musket down by the picnic shelter last year, you could hear his knob go off like a shotgun from across town.

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Huskies Suck

A common phrase of the Pacific Northwest, used to express disdain about the University of Washington football program. Used generally to express disdain either a) over the sorry state of the program, or b) over a general dislike of the program, regardless of its current level of success. The latter is used typically by rivals, such as those representing the Washington State University Cougars or University of Oregon Ducks.

"Locker was flagged for excessive celebration. Dude, the Huskies Suck!"

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Nigerian Husky

The Nigerian Husky is a rare breed of husky who only lives in the country Nigeria. If it is taken from Nigeria then it will self destruct. The nigerian husky was the nuke used on Hiroshima.

Is that a Nigerian Husky?! *BOOOOM*

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