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Hypocrisy

Imagine Hippo #1 eating a cucumber then hippo #2 walks in the room and says "HEY! NO EATING CUCUMBERS!"
Ten minutes later.....
Hippo #1 walks in on hippo #2 eating 74 cucumbers and screams "you are a hippo that did hypocrisy. You Hippocrate."

Hippos are pros at hypocrisy

by imlukeyboi204 June 29, 2021


Hypocrisy

The practice of claiming to have standards or beliefs to which one's own behavior does not conform.

An example of hypocrisy is a college president stating a belief that “without a vibrant commitment to free and open inquiry, a university ceases to be a university,” while simultaneously banning coursework regarding critical race theory, intersectionality and the study of oppression.

by MrsMiriamWebster March 10, 2023


Hypocrisy

Republicans calling out AOC for being on the cover of a magazine in fancy clothes when a billionaire with a supermodel for a wife is their president.

Oh the hypocrisy. *said in regards to the confirmation of Amy Coney Barrett to the Supreme Court*

by BigWilly31 November 29, 2020


hypocrisy

WHore, Ass kissing know-it-all, basic and annoying bitch.

WHore, Ass kissing know-it-all, basic and annoying bitch are people who made hypocrisy exist on Earth. Fuck them dood.

by lesbianskskdood August 21, 2019


Hypocrisy

The act of calling others out for their wrongdoings whilst commiting the same wrongdoings themselves.

See: SJW
Also see: Twitter user

SJW: Stop calling Arabs terrorists, it's making me cry!

Also SJW: White people are evil colonising neo nazi's who deserve to die.

Hypocrisy

by Eddie the Head July 25, 2021


hypocrisy

When a muslim tells you that musical instruments are haram (they are) yet still listens to haram nasheeds all day every day and listens to the original version that has instruments be like:

A: Musical instruments are haram! I listen to Maher Zain! I am halal mode all day every day!
B: You do know Maher Zain uses instruments right? Hypocrisy....

by faiyrose January 4, 2024


Hypocrisy

When genshin amino moderators warn/strike you for saying something, yet do it 10x worse themselves

Hypocrisy, doing it themselves after banning other's for doing it

by Uwucore May 1, 2022