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Basically, you do not care about whatever someone is talking about, or what they are refering too.
Alex: Someone made a rumor about you.
Amber: I ain't on that shit!
Whitney: But I wanna go to the mall!
Crystal: I ain't on that shit!
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The shitfaced stage actor’s delivery of the line: “Hark, I hear pistol shots!”
Well you sad motherfuckers who’ve paid good money to see me perform tonight, “Hark, I hear postil shits!”
A horribly translated version of something nobody even gives a shit about.
From see you one eye, I shit love you.
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When a gentleman makes love to a woman in a very passionate way.
First person: "How did your date go last night?"
Second person: "It went really well - I think she likes my doggy style"
First person " How so?"
Second person "I fucked the shit out of her - I had to drop her off at home as she could hardly walk"
First person: "Cool"
Second person: "I know"
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Another way of telling someone they can f-off
If the boss doesn't like my my idea, he can lick me where I shit.
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When your efforts were greater than what was produced of it.
Harry: Hey Lloyd! How's that new job going at the Chrysler plant?
Lloyd: I worked like a dog for scraps, I wiped more than I shit!
The original meaning was literally when a man uses his penis to stimulate a woman’s G-spot during sex which causes intense orgasmic muscle contractions leading to the woman involuntary defecating. The sentence was a boast as to the prowess of one’s sexual ability and had less of impact if the said woman had pre-existing fecal incontinence problems. Often used by over 65 adults due to the age in which it was first used.
As the term became more widespread, it started to mean simply having intense sex without the any defecation involved.
ex1: “Ethel got it good last week. I fucked the shit out of her. She never had it like that before and was thankful for the rubber sheets on my bed.”
ex2: “I wasn’t really into Mortimer. When I finally slept with him, he fucked the shit out of me. I felt so mortified and he kept laughing and pumping harder as it came out. It felt good but far too shameful. So… no, I won’t be seeing him again.”
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