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When your boyfriend nuts in you, In a Concerning twist you say POGCHAMP but In a M. Night Shyamalan twist he is disturbed, what happens next?
IM SORRY I SAID POGCHAMP WHEN YOU NUTTED IN ME! It was just so good!
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Popular sentance in famous song "The race" but most enjoyable version of it is the sped of quandale dingle vetsion.
"she got big ol titties i said goo goo go gaga" Said Mlgsnipeer to mommy man
if mom says you can, then you can
no matter what ANYBODY else says
Normal Person- "Wait why are you in my car?"
Weird Person- "mOm sAiD i cOuLd..."
Guys, I am sorry for the racist and vulgar stuff I said on this here urbandictionary.com account. I have matured greatly since then and all that.
Guys, I am sorry for the racist and vulgar stuff I said on this here urbandictionary.com account. I have matured greatly since then and all that.
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If you laugh or say this you are either a facebook mom or else you are have a fucking shitty humor
Someone: Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
You: laughs
Me: You fucking retarded bitch- Are you a 52 year old facebook mom or what?
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I'm sorry i don't wanna hear u right now
daniel :yo i am mad hungry
ock:i said ok
A word you use when you can't help yourself but tell the person to stop talking because A. you never said anything
or B. It didn't matter
How was your day?
Davin: It was good, also someone did something bad
What was that? Someone did something bad?
Davin: UGH!! I never ever said that