I am Jack's

All of the "I am Jack's" lines from the film Fight Club

Articles that the unnamed narrator discovers:

I Am Jack's Medulla Oblongata
I Am Jill's Nipple
I Am Jack's Colon

Variations that the unnamed narrator creates:

I Am Jack's Raging Bile Duct
I Am Jack's Cold Sweat
I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise
I Am Jack's Inflamed Sense of Rejection
I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge
I Am Jack's Broken Heart

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I Am Rich

An application for the iPhone which costs $999.99 USD and does nothing but display a picture of a glowing red ruby and some text:

"I am rich
I deserv it sic

I am good,
healthy &
successful"

OMG did you see the new application for the iPhone that costs a thousand bucks? It's called "I Am Rich!" I'm gonna get it! IPHONE RULEZ!!!

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I am speed

when your mom goes to check your history

Mom: " Can I see your phone?"
Me: I am speed

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I am jeuse

A fucking legend that died on the cross to save humanity

I am jeuse

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I am groot

I am groot! I am groot! I am groot!

Helen: Hi! What’s your name?
Groot: I am groot!

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i am lonely

Shut the fuck up and stop insulting me

i am lonely

no one loves me

help

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I am Kenough

The realization that while the patriarchy isn’t about horses, it’s okay to be just Ken in Barbieland

Barbie: I thought you wanted to spread the patriarchy in Barbieland.
Ken: I lost interest in it when it when I found out it had nothing to do with horses. But I am Kenough

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